Miss Crankypants is coming to an online magazine near you! For her devoted readers who cannot get enough of Miss CP’s rantings and ravings, beginning with the December 2012 issue, she’ll be en pointe for the brand-spanking new publication. Book Fun Magazine is a rad, cool, neato and da bomb online magazine from The Book Club Network!
The plan (yes, there’s actually a plan) is to let Miss Cranky out of her cage every month just long enough to write a nice big fat column for aforementioned Book Fun. She will oblige, and it will all work out better if all the fans would go read Book Fun Magazine, just to see what dear Miss CP is up to next.
See, if you DO NOT read her column, she’s liable to remain locked in the cage’s closet, with nothing to eat but lentil and okra pizza. Miss Crankypants is sure you want her to survive long enough to buy a gi-normous stash of Hostess Twinkies, Ding Dongs and Sno-Balls. That way, she’ll have enough energy to write about important things like how to properly use semi-colons in the shower or how to self-publish the Dictionary of Armpit Sounds Made by Small Boys.
Miss Crankypants thanks you in advance for telling all your friends and relatives about this new fun venture. Send her a private message if you’re interested in wearing a sandwich sign that reads, “Miss Crankypants Is On Fire!” while you stand outside a Target store, selling the last known box of Twinkies this side of the Canadian border.
C’mon–you know you want to!
So scroll, roll and drool as you laugh your way through Miss Crankypants’ new column.
She really can’t help herself, you know.
