Vote for Cranky Cat! |
O Hai.
K, now the cat is outs of the bag. As in the grocery bag that I, Cranky Cat, could not NOT go into. Is that a double negative? Psshh.
Cranky Cat does not care!
See, I is a superior feline. I knows exactly what it takes to get lame-o politicians and stupid elected officials to jump as high as I wants. And I wants. Boy does I wants. First thing I does as your Congresscat:
Get rid of Obamacare!
Why? Because nobody likes Obamacare. Besides, I hates going to the vet! Cranky Cat gets all shivery in my bottoms when anyone even says the V word. I runs but I cannot hide. I sticked my whole head under the bed! And I shutted my eyes! Yet I is discovered.
How comes the humans always finds me?