I write for a market where often even mild epithets such as darn or heck are banned. How can a writer inject regional flavor and help round out a character if that character can’t express him/herself freely?
Writing Tip for Today: I would never write offensive language for my market, but I want my characters to be human. What can any writer do when the character hits his thumb with a hammer?

• Metaphors/Similes. Many times, epithets, however tame, are cliche. Use metaphor or simile to create unique expressions for your characters.
• Be Creative. Most “clean” book lines would tolerate a regional or original saying. For instance, I know a wonderful older woman whose favorite expression is: frosted bellybuttons!
• Use the Surroundings. Your book’s setting may offer opportunities to create flavor-packed expressions which don’t offend. If your story is set in the desert, use references to the heat or the barren landscape. If it’s a coastal setting, references to life being like the tides, the waves or the sand fleas might be appropriate.