Beware the Sporks!

Beware the Sporks!

When Miss Crankypants was growing up, her mom had an odd habit. Mother would stand in the kitchen yanking open and then slamming drawers. “Where’s a paring knife when you need one?” she’d fume. After several forays into the cupboards, looking for said parer, Mom would almost literally have a light bulb appear on top […]

My Backside in the Garden

My Backside in the Garden

All around the Pacific Northwest (where Miss Crankypants resides), people are emerging from their burrows. The dark days of hibernation behind them, everyone Miss CP knows is getting a little behind in the garden. Literally. And she has her husband to thank for it.Physical therapists and common sense dictate that you really ought to bend […]