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Cranky Cat is like a lot of felines: When Miss Crankypants is away on a business trip, he mopes. And meows fearfully about how he misses her. And plots to punish her when she returns. He can’t threaten to withhold his affections–he has none. And he’d run away from home except he’s not allowed to […]
Cranky Cat would like the record to show that he is NOT grateful. For anything. When Miss Crankypants mentions her new tag line: GRIPING BEFORE GRATITUDE, Cranky Cat’s nonplussed.“Meh,” he says, casually licking his back paw. “Sounds like too much work.”Miss CP scratches her head. “Actually, griping takes a lot of energy. Did you know […]
Every single time Miss Crankypants has to explain her philosophy, she gets a little bit crankier. And why not? Doesn’t EVERYBODY know you can’t be truly grateful unless you’ve vented your spleen? Think about it.God wants us to be thankful and Miss CP gets that. It’s just that SOME people have a teensy bit more […]