Heaven Help the Daddy

The last post was all about sleep-deprived new moms and authors. Now Miss Crankypants is hearing from the dads, who all want equal griping time. “How can I hear the game,” one guy writes, “with that screamin’ kid drowning out the announcer?”Miss Cranky should give that guy a big fat wedgie or ship him off […]

When You’re Dilapidated, It’s Time

When You’re Dilapidated, It’s Time

As the world surely knows by now, Miss Crankypants’ only daughter is expecting. Like next week! As we all await the arrival of Sir Amon Patrick, Miss CP thought it would be the perfect time to make fun of something other than the poor mom-to-be’s waddle, enormous basketball stomach or her curb-walking techniques.Instead, let’s pick […]