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Miss Crankypants is not usually anything if not cheerfully sarcastic. Cranky Cat is the most joyful sourpuss on the planet. So how on earth has the one and only Miss Cranky landed in the doldrums of depression? She really has no clue. UNLESS . . . Could it be this is all related to Mr. […]
Miss Crankypants is like a lot of Americans. She only feels grateful after she’s finished ranting. It works this way: Miss Crank, teed off by some dumb-as-a-dog person who never/always/usually/rarely does or doesn’t do something HER way, gets grouchy. Oooh, can she ever get grouchy. Phase One: Because I’m GROUCHY, that’s Why! Case in point: […]
Cranky Cat is not amused So apparently, you CAN overdo it on pink clothing. According to some of Miss Cranky’s posse, her outfit needs to be noteworthy yet dignified, a red carpet hit that doesn’t bring out the fashion police. She has chosen PINK as her special way of saying See? I am a STAR! […]
Every single time Miss Crankypants has to explain her philosophy, she gets a little bit crankier. And why not? Doesn’t EVERYBODY know you can’t be truly grateful unless you’ve vented your spleen? Think about it.God wants us to be thankful and Miss CP gets that. It’s just that SOME people have a teensy bit more […]
Tie-dyed snowman Here we still are: stuck inside for going on a week, driving each other a bit more insane than we usually do. Outside, the snow has turned the color of dirty dishwater and the black ice lies in wait. Miss Crankypants is ready to claw down the blinds and make a break for […]