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Vote for Cranky Cat! O Hai. K, now the cat is outs of the bag. As in the grocery bag that I, Cranky Cat, could not NOT go into. Is that a double negative? Psshh. Cranky Cat does not care! See, I is a superior feline. I knows exactly what it takes to get lame-o […]
Miss Crankypants has been away all week at a very cool writer’s conference in the California redwoods, practicing acceptance of the fact that when compared to zillion-foot-tall trees, she is very short. But while she was gone, the Mutiny started without her! Ever since Miss Cranky started generating yuks on this blog, poking fun at […]
The Weinermobile! Miss Crankypants is so excited! Today at a nearby store, the WEINERMOBILE will be handing out weiner whistles and inducing all manner of oldsters to break into song.If you don’t know what the Weinermobile is, you’re way too young and hip. Why don’t you whippersnappers just go on down to the DUMB Starbucks […]
Melchior for Congress! Miss Crankypants is always on the alert, ready to dispense comeuppance to any ninny who does stupid stuff. Nowhere is this more evident than in our fair government headquarters, where the congressional pages are down in the basement printing off “NO ADMITTANCE” signs for the national parks. Is this really a good […]