Punkin Chunkin for Authors!

Punkin Chunkin for Authors!

Do NOT try this at home, people: Miss Crankypants’ alter ego, Linda, has just launched her baby into the stratosphere!  Without a parachute! Her baby, who nobody had better call ugly, entered the world a little on the light side but will no doubt gain weight as it’s falling back to Earth.Relax all you good […]

Don’t Starve Me, I’m Reading!

Don’t Starve Me, I’m Reading!

Broccoli is NOT a snack! Miss Crankypants has a teensy confession: When she reads just about any book, she really really likes to nosh. Preferably on some high-fat, high-salt, high-chances-of-dying-young snack. Barbecue chips are perfect, although they do tend to leave evidence. When Mr. Crankypants wants to locate her in the far recesses of the […]