Miss Crankypants is in a rhymey kind of mood today. Enjoy! Shake it ! Ode to the Last Ten Pounds Way back in the last century, I danced the light fandangery,All to lose the last ten poundsThat make me far too pear-like: round.I surveyed my posterior,then donned my leotarderyto boogie aero-bic-a-llyuntil I gasped and hit the ground. […]

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