I Can Not Brain

I gave my mom a cat book for Christmas. My favorite page shows a reclining tabby with one paw across his eyes. Caption: I can not brain. I have the dumb. That describes me perfectly today. In the throes of a major headcold, I sound funny, talk funny and probably look funny (low moan for effect) too. I am a mouth breather. So that’s my big excuse for no writing tips these past few days. I suggest that I get some more herbal tea and curl up with a lap cat and a good book.
Writing Tip for Today: When you are sick, you might not write your best work. If anyone asks how you came up with such awful cruddola, quote the cat book: I can not brain. I have the dumb. See you after I get better.

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