Miss Crankypants is in a rhymey kind of mood today. Enjoy!
|Shake it !|
Ode to the Last Ten Pounds
Way back in the last century,
I danced the light fandangery,
All to lose the last ten pounds
That make me far too pear-like: round.
I surveyed my posterior,
then donned my leotardery
to boogie aero-bic-a-lly
until I gasped and hit the ground.
|I iz sleepy now.|
Now in the 21st century,
no matter how I spotify
or groove to my iPod-ify,
the rear-view’s still too tushy for
my weight-loss goal set long before.
I’m still the biggest pear of all,
but dancing fool I’ll always be,
as the last ten pounds still follow me.